SLYTHERIN
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Ramblings of this guy

I'm Nick. I'm a nerd. People call me soup because of my last name. I have no modesty and no shame but that makes for fun conversations!

Jun 1
meltesh28:

I’m not sure if I’m able to handle it when they come out

meltesh28:

I’m not sure if I’m able to handle it when they come out

(via spacestepmom)


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pyrates:

(via thelefthandedswordsman)


bowlersandtophats:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

w1tch:

“I’m not sure where Jake is honey, why don’t we go look for him together?”
“Y-yes ma’am!”
AU where Jade is a beautiful mature lady and Dirk visits Jake regularly to ogle his sexy grandma

grandma no

grandma yes

bowlersandtophats:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

w1tch:

“I’m not sure where Jake is honey, why don’t we go look for him together?”

“Y-yes ma’am!”

AU where Jade is a beautiful mature lady and Dirk visits Jake regularly to ogle his sexy grandma

grandma no

grandma yes

(via spacestepmom)


May 31

diliciousthedd:

ursineknight:

pochikyuubei:

Zatanna cosplay by ~gillykins

WHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA. Kemi, are you seeing this?

Oh god, I am ded. Ded b/c this is amazing

(via spacestepmom)


spacestepmom:

HELPDSGFDFH

Original


(via spacestepmom)


May 30

Whale skeletons look like sea monsters.


demonoflight:

jellyjay:

cabout:

accioscabior:

ohshockhorror:

bihngo:

It has began…



I LIVE IN FLORIDA. FUCK NO. I’M A GONER. 

so apparently this happened in Australia too 

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE WHAT?! THIS HAPPENED IN ROBINA?!
I LIVE FUCKING 5 MINUTES FROM THERE.

Still the weirdest thing I’ve read all week

I wondered how long it’d be until this got to Tumblr.

demonoflight:

jellyjay:

cabout:

accioscabior:

ohshockhorror:

bihngo:

It has began…

I LIVE IN FLORIDA. FUCK NO. I’M A GONER. 

so apparently this happened in Australia too 

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE WHAT?! THIS HAPPENED IN ROBINA?!

I LIVE FUCKING 5 MINUTES FROM THERE.

Still the weirdest thing I’ve read all week

I wondered how long it’d be until this got to Tumblr.


May 29

spacestepmom:

chicksdigthephoenix:

popcornmassacre:

godheadcomplex:

WHATS THIS ABOUT TAKING THE SMUT OFF FANFICTION.NET

why even pretend there’s something worth living for anymore

wat

what


rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via spacestepmom)


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